I have no idea what I've just gotten myself into.
This is the point where I stop and think, "What am I doing?" Because I really have no right to inflict my thoughts upon the few - make that very few - that will end up reading this, I'm sure. But every now and then, I get some hilarious idea, or I make some silly connection, or I get so incredibly worked up over someone else's stupidity that I feel like I'll explode if I don't put it somewhere. Ever seen those pizza pocket commercials, where the pizza pockets go pop? It's hard to resist the overwhelming urge to prevent that from happening to yourself. It really is.
So that's what has dragged me here, to write down my musings in hopes that someone might actually read them. Ahh. Nothing like basking in self-preservation.