I simply cannot believe the absolute absurdity that those who come up with fanfic pairing names devote to their names of choice.
Quall? Squinoa!? ZELLFIE?!? Believe me, it hurts to type them.
I mean, I only read my first fanfic two or three weeks ago, and I only encountered these names this past weekend. But I honestly cannot avoid flailing my arms while shuddering at the mere thought of these terrible names. And I'm not exaggerating.
At least it's an easy way to clear off my desk.