Monday, September 3, 2007

Wow. August went fast.

You'd think I'd have plenty to write about, since it's been more than a month since my last post. And yet I don't. It's strange how doing nothing for a month can leave you with nothing to write about.

I think I have an idea for a post, but I want to do it right, and that'll take some time (especially with school starting tomorrow). So, unfortunately, this is all you get.

In fact, on second thought you may not even get that post, because if I get to write an essay in Writer's Craft I think I might use that as my topic. In which case you're really out of luck.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Making gold out of disappointment

Who would have thought that a technology company from Singapore would be the ones to prove that transmutation is possible?

ALchemy is an appropriate title for Creative Technology's latest software application in several ways. Not only does it turn your upwards-of-$150 sound card into something resembling useful under Vista, it turns Creative's hard work into cash. At least, that's how it appears.

But like many so-called successful transmutations, it's a hoax. The only thing they're doing is turning one of several pointless, stupid decisions that shouldn't have happened into another stupid decision. You see, Microsoft removed the capability for DirectSound to, well, be direct. As you can see in the diagram (down in the 3rd post) DirectSound is now mired in a bunch of software management, which makes it hard to use fancy technology like EAX for surround sound in games. Actually, when you look at that diagram it kind of resembles what a good company looks like after excessive bureaucracy is added. And what I've gathered is that no one really knows why Microsoft completely removed the hardware layer from audio in Vista. Oh, sure, they've made excuses, but as far as I can tell there is no substantial, unavoidable reason for them to have removed perfectly good functionality that's been working fine for the past 3 or 4 versions of Windows.

Regardless, like many other stupid decisions Microsoft has made regarding Vista, we're all going to have to live with that problem. The (ahem) wonderful minds at Creative came up with a solution: pretend that DirectSound still exists, and then pass it off to the hardware through OpenAL. Which would be nice...if they weren't thumbing their noses at the majority of their existing user base by charging for the software to do it.

Those who have invested money in a Creative card recently have gotten an X-Fi, and do not have to pay for ALchemy. But anyone with an Audigy or Audigy 2 (and I'm willing to bet that there's a lot more of those people than there are X-Fi users) is being charged $10 US. That's $10 for what has been proven to be the exact same thing as what those X-Fi folk are getting for free.

I mean, if they had just made it free for everyone, they would have been seen as the good guys, providing a solution to one of their customers' many Microsoft-inflicted woes. But greed got the better of them.

I'm so disappointed. Who would have thought I'd have to torrent illegal audio drivers?

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Watch it

They say he used to wear a plastic watch.

I'm not sure why this point was really made - but of course, any man with billions of dollars would be expected to wear only the best. Right?

I've had a Casio watch for years. I've replaced the wristband 3 times, and it's in need of a new one again - has been for a few years now, and I have no idea when and if I'll bother to get a new one since the replacements clearly aren't as durable as the original was. I've actually gotten quite used to using my cellphone as my timepiece.

However, I like my Casio watch. It's been good to me. And if I were to end up with even a few million dollars tomorrow from winning the lottery (my chances are unfortunately hampered by my ineligibility), chances are, I'd still wear my Casio watch. I might buy something dressier for special occasions, but I wouldn't need to wear it all the time. My plastic watch would still be my watch of choice.

My point is, maybe he wore a plastic watch because he wanted to. Maybe they didn't make gold watches with digital faces back in the '90s when he "reportedly" wore this watch of implied frugality, and he can't be bothered to read an analog watch face. Maybe, just maybe (and this'll sound crazy), his choice of watch was completely independent of his wealth or lifestyle. There are tons of reasons why someone might choose one watch over the other, and it seems to me to be a desperate attempt to prove one's point by assuming such a quality as cheapness or frugality to be the reason behind such a trivial decision.

I guess it just feels to me like a petty assumption, one that I wouldn't expect from a respectable news outlet. I dunno. What do you think?

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Not a fan

I simply cannot believe the absolute absurdity that those who come up with fanfic pairing names devote to their names of choice.

Quall? Squinoa!? ZELLFIE?!? Believe me, it hurts to type them.

I mean, I only read my first fanfic two or three weeks ago, and I only encountered these names this past weekend. But I honestly cannot avoid flailing my arms while shuddering at the mere thought of these terrible names. And I'm not exaggerating.

At least it's an easy way to clear off my desk.

The Road To Hell Sure Isn't Paved With Samuel Johnson

Well, so much for my resolve to try and come up with a new post daily. I just don't do enough, it seems. Or maybe it's that I do too much, and didn't have time. Yeah, that sounds better. At least I came back and wrote another post while actually genuinely wanting to. That right there is pretty impressive, given my track record with starting things and losing interest part way through.

All you have to do is take a look at my catalogue of unfinished games. Everything from every PS1 Final Fantasy game (that's 7, 8 and 9) to Test Drive Unlimited to Theme Hospital to Solitaire - I just always lose interest. It gets too hard, or too boring, or too complicated, or I run out of time. In fact, I think the only game I've actually finished so far is Call of Duty 2. And I've only done that on Easy - I know friends who have beaten it on Veteran.

I might turn things around this summer, though. I've only just started FF8 (if you can call 7 hours of effort 'just started'), so who knows? Maybe I'll get somewhere with that. And I'm almost on the last campaign in Halo - how much harder can it get? So there it is, my 2007 Summer Good Intention - to actually finish more than one game. I've certainly got the time.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

With great irrelevance comes great irresponsibility

I have no idea what I've just gotten myself into.

This is the point where I stop and think, "What am I doing?" Because I really have no right to inflict my thoughts upon the few - make that very few - that will end up reading this, I'm sure. But every now and then, I get some hilarious idea, or I make some silly connection, or I get so incredibly worked up over someone else's stupidity that I feel like I'll explode if I don't put it somewhere. Ever seen those pizza pocket commercials, where the pizza pockets go pop? It's hard to resist the overwhelming urge to prevent that from happening to yourself. It really is.

So that's what has dragged me here, to write down my musings in hopes that someone might actually read them. Ahh. Nothing like basking in self-preservation.